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My thoughts on gay & lesbian sex... 30/12/2004
Although I would describe myself as sexually adventurous
& open minded, I’m still basically pretty conservative
in my thinking, at least when it comes to alternate lifestyles.
By alternate, I mean gay & lesbian. And, as a man, I especially
dislike the idea of men having sex with other men. I’m a little
more tolerant of lesbian sex, but only because the lesbian
porn videos & ...
1 Comentarios, 101 Vistas,
8 Votos
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My thoughts on Cybersex... 30/12/2004
I’ve only had cyber-sex once. It ruined my mouse and made
my keyboard all sticky. And if you don’t use protection,
your computer could get a nasty virus. I don’t recommend
it!
0 Comentarios, 49 Vistas,
0 Votos
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Boxers or Briefs? 30/12/2004
As Shakespeare would say, “That is the question. Whether
‘tis nobler to robe thy loins with…” ‒ oh, never mind. I’m
not sure why this is such a big question. I mean, does it really
make any difference to the lustful women who might actually
ponder such a question? Do women really derive any true
pleasure just by knowing what kind of underpants ...
0 Comentarios, 43 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.47 Puntuación
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My thoughts on shaving... 30/12/2004
I don’t suppose it’s necessary for me to say that I’m not
talking about shaving faces or legs. Of course I’m talking
about that certain preference (or is it a fetish) of shaving
the pubic region ‒ (excuse my language).
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Once more I am totally unqualified to address the female
perspective, but I would suspect that most women have considered ...
1 Comentarios, 144 Vistas,
8 Votos
,3.71 Puntuación
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Sex and Humor 25/12/2004
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening
25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you
first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through
your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck
your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, ...
0 Comentarios, 243 Vistas,
54 Votos
,6.05 Puntuación
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Funny 25/12/2004
How are women and tornadoes alike?
<br>
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house
when they leave.
1 Comentarios, 148 Vistas,
36 Votos
,4.79 Puntuación
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First Experience 22/12/2004
My first experience with a woman was my most memorable experience.
I was sitting at the Pub in my Leather sipping on a brew and
a cute gal said I looked like a real man. We sat drinking and
conversing and she asked if I wanted to go back to her place.
We made it to the bedroom with a line of clothing behind.
She caressed my body, softly kissed my nips and climbed
on top. My bod was steamin' ...
0 Comentarios, 130 Vistas,
17 Votos
,2.70 Puntuación
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sex in a long term relationship and how a washingmaschine can save it 21/12/2004
Oh well there was this couple , wich were married allready
for 15 years and the sexuall attraction wasn't there
anymore , like when they meet.
<br>
Anyways both decided to see a sex therapist to freshen up
their lust . So they sitting by the therapist and he's
telling them that they need to be more " spontanious"
.
<br>
So he's asking the doc how would they achive ...
0 Comentarios, 75 Vistas,
7 Votos
,2.79 Puntuación
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I thought i was a good Lover :( 21/12/2004
I really thought i was a good Lover , till i found out my ex-girlfriend
had asthma.
<br>
Only then i realized where the havy breathing was coming
from.
0 Comentarios, 51 Vistas,
6 Votos
,1.94 Puntuación
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2 Doctors and their dating experience 21/12/2004
Oh well their was these 2 Doctors wich meet over a dating
service and they agreed to meet in a bar for their first date
.
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Anyways the evening got longer and longer and both had allready
a couple of drinks .
<br>
He was a bit shy but eventually he found the courage to ask
her if she would like to come with to his place to have the
last drink.
<br>
She ...
0 Comentarios, 109 Vistas,
14 Votos
,3.14 Puntuación
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Viagra 21/12/2004
I really have to tell you guys this story . A friend of mine
went on holiday to Thailand and brought some bottles of
Viagra with , since he was a bit older then me he relied on
it or better his wife .
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Anyways he comes back and he's telling me what hunk
he is now and that he can last for 3 hours and 15 mins .
<br>
Damn i know that Viagra isnt to healthy and i ...
0 Comentarios, 182 Vistas,
16 Votos
,2.25 Puntuación
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my sexlife and my addiction to some medicine 21/12/2004
yeah where do i start , oh yes did i tell you guys when i was
young i realy had big problems with girls and sex .
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You wont beliefe me but it took me always 4 hours and 13 mins
... yes exactly 4 hrs and 13 mins.
<br>
- 10 mins foreplay
- 3 mins action
- 4 hrs unconscious 
<br>
Oh well after that i meet a friend and he suggested i should
take ...
0 Comentarios, 82 Vistas,
12 Votos
,2.09 Puntuación
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just a little wind 20/12/2004
picture the scene, one cool autum day me and a rather pasionate
young lady were busy in the bed room, when she decided to
change positions and go on top. With all that vigiorious
bouncing (and a good curry in me)i could feel the accumilation
of wind down below, dispite my best efforts to suppress
the flow, she managed to squeeze it out of me!! and as quick
as a flash hopped of expressing ...
0 Comentarios, 66 Vistas,
8 Votos
,1.16 Puntuación
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Ode to oral 12/12/2004
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
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2 Comentarios, 106 Vistas,
47 Votos
,4.50 Puntuación
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Cramp during Sex 10/12/2004
Just thought I'd share this funny little story that
happened to me one time....
I was dating this girl and of course having sex on a fairly
regular basis. One night we were in bed going at it for the
second time in various positions. I'd already fucked
her about an hour earlier but she's feeling extra frisky
and wants to go at it again. Not wanting to disappoint her,
I go to work. ...
0 Comentarios, 74 Vistas,
27 Votos
,2.93 Puntuación
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I love humor 7/12/2004
I just love a couple with a sense of humor. What do you do if
a couple just does not know how to joke around and your just
not interested anymore? Life is to be lived and have fun
doing it.
2 Comentarios, 31 Vistas,
12 Votos
,1.21 Puntuación
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With Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore 6/12/2004
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the room
The new guys were talking of doom and of gloom.
“There are too many guys!” I heard one of them say,
I wish that you others would just go away!”
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The women were laughing, they’d seen it before
“Hi let’s have sex” as soon as they hit the door.
“And I ...
1 Comentarios, 44 Vistas,
16 Votos
,5.77 Puntuación
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The saga of sandy and dennis 5/12/2004
BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS:
The face of a muff diver named dennis
Grew fuzz like a ball made for tennis
Whomever he ate
Thought his tongue was just great
But his beard was an absolute menace
<br>
Day and night he would lick one named Sandy
And feast on her puss just like candy
Though her thighs were all raw
Shredded just like coleslaw
She liked ...
0 Comentarios, 70 Vistas,
14 Votos
,2.82 Puntuación
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Sex Therapist 30/11/2004
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about
the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test
to tell for certain how often someone has sex.
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To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people,
and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using
the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able
to guess accurately until he comes to the ...
0 Comentarios, 45 Vistas,
30 Votos
,5.59 Puntuación
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Clothing sizes 25/11/2004
When a man shops for clothes, his primary objective is to
purchase clothes that fit on his particular body. A man
will try on a pair; when he finds a pair that fits, he buys
them. Most men do not spend alot of time fretting about the
specific size of thier pants. Many men wear jeans which
have the size printed on the back label, so that, if you're
standing behind the man in a supermarket ...
5 Comentarios, 90 Vistas,
54 Votos
,7.43 Puntuación
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A night out 24/11/2004
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting
with the boys and spent his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to
him, ...
0 Comentarios, 201 Vistas,
49 Votos
,7.32 Puntuación
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Cyber Sex Conversation 22/11/2004
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately
known as
"cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into
keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get
pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one
of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of
an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of
cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does...
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...
0 Comentarios, 642 Vistas,
53 Votos
,8.97 Puntuación
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Connected!! 21/11/2004
Ok, since i just discovered this part of the article categories,
i have a place to tell this short, but quite funny/wierd
experience.
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I an my ex-girlfriend were having sex, quite happily one
day. Well, i have to mention here that she was quite 'tight'
at the tender age of 16 and i was quite, "big"
at the same age.
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Well, this was a particularly ...
0 Comentarios, 42 Vistas,
17 Votos
,4.54 Puntuación
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The Escaped Convict 20/11/2004
The Escaped Convict
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A man escapes from American prison after serving time for
15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.
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Whilst he is in the ...
0 Comentarios, 68 Vistas,
24 Votos
,7.67 Puntuación
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Marraige Jokes 20/11/2004
1. Getting married is very much like going to a continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
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2. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.
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3. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the ...
1 Comentarios, 34 Vistas,
15 Votos
,5.27 Puntuación
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First night of marraige 20/11/2004
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple
go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud
husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can
open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My
word, you are so beautiful, let me take your ...
0 Comentarios, 53 Vistas,
31 Votos
,8.42 Puntuación
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Results from sex research 20/11/2004
One year, a man recorded every day of the year and whether
he had sex with his wife or not. In the 365 days he conducted
his research, he only had sex 12 days. He recorded the reasons
why his wife couldn't have sex with him, and these are
the results:
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1. The sheets are clean....................................54
times
2. It is too ...
1 Comentarios, 43 Vistas,
34 Votos
,7.28 Puntuación
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10 Things you don't want to hear during sex. 18/11/2004
10."Is it in?"
9.Your brothers name.
8.A fart then "hee hee, sorry".
7."I wonder whats on T.V.?"
6.Your sisters name.
5."Damn, your better than i thought you'd be!"
4.Your Dads name.
3."Aww its so cute"
2."Cough, cough, ugh sorry hairball"
And the number one thing!
1."Ohhhhh George W."
0 Comentarios, 97 Vistas,
19 Votos
,4.84 Puntuación
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10 Reasons why men think masturbation is better than sex. 18/11/2004
10.It takes less work.
9.Our wallets don't have to suffer.
8.Don't have to snuggle afterwards.
7.It may be your hand but at least you don't
have to put up with your ex.
6.Its the best way we know of to have 'safe sex'.
5.Its something to do when we're bored.
4.We like to test the the "you'll put your eye
out doing that" saying.
3.It saves some of us from sleeping ...
1 Comentarios, 46 Vistas,
20 Votos
,2.74 Puntuación
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The Whales 17/11/2004
One day these two whales were swimming, a boy whale and his
girlfriend. They were swimming around, having a good time
when the boy whale sees this whaling vessel. "THAT'S
THE BOAT THAT KILLED MY DAY", he yells. "Here's
what we're going to do, we're going to take a deep
breath, swim under the boat, and blow really hard. The boat
will capsize and all the sailors will drown." Girl
whale ...
0 Comentarios, 39 Vistas,
20 Votos
,4.27 Puntuación
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