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Stikee Situations.... 10/3/2005
This will be a series of questions I'm going to post
every week asking what you would do if certain situations
ever arose in your relationship. Please stayed tuned because
you're gonna run across a few things that will make
you say "HMMM".....
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Say you are at your lovers house and you're in the bathroom
washing up after a night of hot passionate ...
5 Comentarios, 415 Vistas,
11 Votos
,3.73 Puntuación
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How well do you really know someone? 7/3/2005
How many of you can fart infront of your partner?
5 Comentarios, 332 Vistas,
14 Votos
,4.90 Puntuación
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I wish i could read her mind 5/3/2005
Boy isnt this every mans dream? for us married guys you know
what i mean . For you younger guys married or single if you
dont know you soon will find out I guess my biggest dilema
is and always will be . When does no mean no and when does no
mean yes? Ive been married to the same wonderfull woman
for 17 years and my dilema still exhists, If she says im tired
and wants to get some sleep and ...
1 Comentarios, 170 Vistas,
8 Votos
,3.01 Puntuación
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ordinary break up 26/2/2005
Its very ordinary now adays for every couple to separate.
Thier investment for their relationship were lost in just
a matter of simple jelousy and most common of all is the sudden
twist of ...
1 Comentarios, 96 Vistas,
7 Votos
,1.00 Puntuación
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"Diversity Clarification 101/ 2005" 26/2/2005
Why do people describe themselves as being "openminded"
and "nonjudgemental"..... and then turn around
and have an "X" in the box on their profile by
race and age? Help me understand this people .
2 Comentarios, 116 Vistas,
3 Votos
,2.94 Puntuación
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So,... Has It Comes To This... 25/2/2005
Personal Ads - Interpreted
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WOMEN'S ADS
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40-ish................ 49
Adventurer.............Slept with all your friends
Athletic.............. No tits
Average looking........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful............. Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.......Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.............. Banged her Political Science
professor
...
1 Comentarios, 415 Vistas,
33 Votos
,5.99 Puntuación
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where is the line? 23/2/2005
Hey. Where is the line between too much humor, not enough
and just right? I try to make girls laugh, but not too much.
I'm no comedian. How much does laughter play in love?
0 Comentarios, 89 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.08 Puntuación
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Drinking and Cunnilingus 19/2/2005
Not a good combo. Has anyone else passed out while being
down on their girlfriend? Not a fun morning
1 Comentarios, 299 Vistas,
9 Votos
,3.00 Puntuación
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What Would You Do Without Your Penis? 11/2/2005
If I didn't have a penis...
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I know it sounds strange, but I'd probably become a
better lover. Sex wouldn't revolve around my dick
like it does now. I'd spend more time kissing my girlfriend,
massaging her, and listening to her. I think she might feel
a lot more satisfied. "I'm not sure about me!"
4 Comentarios, 255 Vistas,
14 Votos
,3.62 Puntuación
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Guranteed? Turn-Ons 11/2/2005
Guranteed? Turn Ons:
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A fabulous home cooked meal (with you for dessert!).
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A quickie in a elevator.
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Dirty talk during sex.
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A perfect smile.
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Having your underware ripped off!
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A 90-minute ...
2 Comentarios, 348 Vistas,
20 Votos
,1.98 Puntuación
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Predicktions 11/2/2005
Virtual Intercourse:
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Blow-up dolls are so--what's the word?--tacky. The
ultimate joyride will soon be as close as your (extremely)
friendly laptop and fabulous members-only virtual intercourse
website. Utilizing 3-D glasses and a revelutionary sensoMatic
silicon penis "sleeve, " virtual intercourse
will offer an almost unlimited range of fantasy encounters ...
0 Comentarios, 312 Vistas,
7 Votos
,4.06 Puntuación
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You meet you gorlfriend how? 6/2/2005
I'm not trying to brag about anything, I just think
this is a funny way to have meet my now ex-girlfirned. I am
an art major, and I was in a life-drawing class. I saw so many
nude models I realized it was no big deal really, and that
after a few momment people looking at the model see shapes
and values, not a naked person. So I decided to give it a try.
I could use the money after all, ...
1 Comentarios, 204 Vistas,
12 Votos
,1.74 Puntuación
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Doing the laundry 6/2/2005
When our were little (2&4) we would say "doing
the laundry" as another phrase for having sex.
One day we were having a small dispute which left me upset.
I went & set down on the couch as my 4 yr old came up to me
to ask what was wrong. I did not want her to know we were fighting
so I told her that daddy & I were talking about doing
the laundry, however our washing machine had quit ...
1 Comentarios, 824 Vistas,
66 Votos
,7.19 Puntuación
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ANYTHING TO GET THE DRAWERS! 27/1/2005
Have you ever met a man on this site who appears to have a dynamic
profile, good personality and great looks? Once you get
ready to have sex everything that was in their profile goes
straight out the window! Some men will say anything to get
the drawers/panties/thongs, but when you get down to it
will not back up their shit. I met this one man who claims
to love oral sex, excuse me, that is ...
6 Comentarios, 559 Vistas,
27 Votos
,4.29 Puntuación
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SO EMBARRASSING! 27/1/2005
I have been on this site for about 6 months and have only have
a few dates/meetings. I can honestly say that the men that
I have met really were not up my expectations. Lets face
it; this is an ADULT site so anything could happen. What
I never thought would happen is men who I have already met
and even engaged in sex with would forget my handle and ultimately
send an email wanting to meet. ...
5 Comentarios, 684 Vistas,
35 Votos
,5.62 Puntuación
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MY TRIP TO THE DOCTORS !!! ??? !!! 27/1/2005
After sitting there for a while in the waiting room, that
bastard doctor finally called my name !!
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At last ! It was my turn to go in !!
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Straight down to business I took me trousers off and said,
"Have a look at this Doc, my fuggin cock is like a Walnut"
!?!
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He said, "You do realize that when you go for a piss
you're supposed to shake the fuggin ...
0 Comentarios, 788 Vistas,
47 Votos
,1.89 Puntuación
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Sex with a Republican??? 23/1/2005
This is a funny take on what sex with members of certain political
parties might be like. It's all tongue-in-cheek,
since I haven't had sex with any of these people (I'm
a Canadian). Still there is hope... America has 10 times
the population of Canada, so that would mean 10 times the
liklihood of finding a date... oops, I'm getting off
topic...
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Sex with a ...
0 Comentarios, 112 Vistas,
5 Votos
,1.84 Puntuación
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Sex with a Canadian, eh? 23/1/2005
Here's a funny take on sex with Canadians. Hey, if you
can't poke fun at your own country, ya shouldn't
insult others.
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Sex with a Canadian, Pros and Cons
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1)we can do it in really cold weather
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2) we bitch about it when it's too hot or too cold
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3) we like to think we do ...
0 Comentarios, 193 Vistas,
15 Votos
,2.67 Puntuación
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funny but embarrasing 18/1/2005
I had a girl that was really interested in me throughout
high school. We were very close friends and she would come
over my house ever so often(when my parents werent home).
We would cuddle but were to shy to let anything else happen.
I explained to her numerous times that I didn't want
a relationship. The girl had a really crappy home life and
her mother choose her boyfriend over the girl ...
0 Comentarios, 433 Vistas,
15 Votos
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there's no room for fun here... 18/1/2005
What is that sound? Is it laughter? Joy? What the fuck are
you thinking? We are in a relationshiop. Do you understand
that? A relationship!!! There is no room for humor or joy
or laughter here. This is serious fucking work. And we wonder
why people don't stay together. No one wants to work
hard anymore.
0 Comentarios, 119 Vistas,
12 Votos
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A misunderstanding ended in laughter 17/1/2005
Sex can be so mush, from the deepest sharing of love, 2 raw
mutual plessure!
This time I'm gonna tell about was the first time i had
sex with my former boy-friend.
The sex was good, we had been in love 4 so long, that a simple
stroke was enough 2 get us aroused.
But in the end of the "session" he was taking
me "doggy-style"...and just befor i was cumming, he
said "I'm about 2 cum"...! ...
1 Comentarios, 523 Vistas,
35 Votos
,5.18 Puntuación
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Get a life ,,,,,, 17/1/2005
Once youve found yourself , ,Then your able , ,you may
fall through people , , but eventualy you WILL be caught
, ,, ,, ,,
0 Comentarios, 85 Vistas,
7 Votos
,0.49 Puntuación
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pdaesdude.... 16/1/2005
I thought that I would make up my own damn language and write
a long article that nobody else on the whole goddamn planet
can read. ejaaavnafh pejoazop p[jaonaopp[wf ...ha, ha,
ha.
Get it.
0 Comentarios, 75 Vistas,
4 Votos
,0.92 Puntuación
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THAT HOT COP DID WHAT? 11/1/2005
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
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He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go
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Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty ...
0 Comentarios, 103 Vistas,
11 Votos
,2.23 Puntuación
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Longface 8/1/2005
Why did the cow had a long face ?
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its because she says:-
A woman gets fucked evey day and milks only once a year, and
with me ...... I get fucked only once a year and milks throughout
the year .... thats why the long face.
0 Comentarios, 54 Vistas,
6 Votos
,1.09 Puntuación
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Ship 8/1/2005
what is the similarity between a ship and a woman?
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Well....... A ship cuts thro the water and a woman waters
thro the cut.
0 Comentarios, 110 Vistas,
8 Votos
,1.39 Puntuación
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Need Humor 8/1/2005
I think humor is very important. I hate when I am with a girl
and I try to joke around with her about something and she
is too serious. Even girls that are fun are the same way.
They always joke around with me kind of sexually, and when
I go to do the same to her she gets pissed.
0 Comentarios, 89 Vistas,
4 Votos
,0.92 Puntuación
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TenTattoos & Sex 4/1/2005
Tattoed lovers are extremely sexy and interacting with
inked skin heightens the sensual experience.
Why? Here are the 10 top reasons:
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1)Licking a tatoo won't give you carb-guilt in the
morning.
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2) It makes sex into a "scratch and sniff" experience
for our eyeballs...
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3)Tatoos move when your lover moves. You burn twice the
calories ...
0 Comentarios, 98 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.96 Puntuación
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First date blunder 31/12/2004
I had exchanged a few emails with a local lady, found out
she had a Masters in Social Work, seemed very bright, cheerful
and possesed a subtle sexual lure. We decided to meet for
coffe and see if lust would take hold.
The day came and we met at a local mall's food court since
it was familiar to both of us. Exchanged hugs and I could
feel her hard nipples through my shirt. We sat and, out ...
1 Comentarios, 187 Vistas,
9 Votos
,3.21 Puntuación
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The Real Origin of Condoms... 30/12/2004
Hey, isn’t a condom one room in a condominium?
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But seriously… I’d like to meet the guy who invented the
condom. I just wonder who thought of it first??? I hear tell
that condoms have been around for quite some time and that
the original ones were made out of animal hides. One theory
of their origin is this: A caveman (named Ugh) beats a cave
girl ...
0 Comentarios, 139 Vistas,
7 Votos
,3.55 Puntuación
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