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My latest brush with true love 6/8/2005
So I’m going at it like a Drunken Viking. I’ve got a hand on
the back of her head, not too hard but still pushing her face
to pillow. I’m tagging bottom with every thrust and digging
it. She likes it rough and this is about as rough as I can give
it.
Knock, knock.
I grab a bottle of personal lube and squirt some down the
crack of her ass, and start working it in ...
0 Comentarios, 365 Vistas,
15 Votos
,2.98 Puntuación
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Radio call gone bad 5/8/2005
A friend sent me an audio clip a couple of years ago. It is
supposedly a real radio station practical joke.
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A radio station would call a person's friend/loved
one and play a practical joke on the person. One day a man
asked them to play a joke on his wife.
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The show hosts called the woman and told her that they were
calling from where he worked, and that he had ...
0 Comentarios, 224 Vistas,
18 Votos
,4.90 Puntuación
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Have a favorite song to fuck to? 10/7/2005
Got a favorite song that you love to 'get it on'
or 'fool around' to? If so, what is it? Peace out.
5 Comentarios, 261 Vistas,
10 Votos
,2.59 Puntuación
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A Blind Date By Any Other Name.... 8/7/2005
"...'Lo" I answered the phone in my usual
lackadaisical manner. I already knew it would be my beautiful
but scolding .
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"Mom, is that any way to answer a phone? Why do you sound
so …listless?" My scolded. Listless? Okay…listless
is much easier to spell than lackadaisical.
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"I'm sorry, Dear but there just doesn't
seem to be anything worth answering ...
2 Comentarios, 261 Vistas,
6 Votos
,3.08 Puntuación
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The nite our found our handcuffs...lol 7/7/2005
The and I had gone to my moms for a couple of weeks in the
summer for a mini vaction...well when we got back my hubby
missed me so much he decided tonite he was gonna handcuff
me to the bed and make up for the last 2weeks...In the morning
we all got up...my hubby and I were getting ready for work
when my oldest (8 at the time) came in the bathroom
and said "mommy, why are there handcuffs ...
1 Comentarios, 910 Vistas,
28 Votos
,4.68 Puntuación
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The Wedding Test 6/7/2005
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend; she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when ...
0 Comentarios, 515 Vistas,
25 Votos
,7.34 Puntuación
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Excuses!! 6/7/2005
Anyone out there ever have to come up with a stupid excuse
to explain to your what they have found in your room?
We did once. When our was about 6 he found the chains with
velcro hand-cuffs bolted to the inside frame of our bed,
after asking what they were there for my husband was flustered
and caught of guard, so for a quick response he told him it
was used for handles when moving the ...
0 Comentarios, 180 Vistas,
6 Votos
,4.22 Puntuación
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Love is a funny thing 3/7/2005
We all do silly and strange things too thoes that we love
the most. We offten hurt each other with out realising just
what we have done wrong.Is is humman nature or are we just
ignorant to our own stuppidity ..I think it's all the
above and we seem to like doing what we do..So why not have
a lil fun while we're here I say !!!
1 Comentarios, 107 Vistas,
6 Votos
,2.80 Puntuación
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"the bf's " 3/7/2005
My boyfriend and I live together. He has an eleven year old
that doesnt. Sounds simple enough heh? Well it's
not!!!! One of the weekends he had her, we were in our bedroom,
thinking she was asleep and began to fool around...with
the door closed of course. And just so you know how uncomfortable
the situation was ..we were practicing oral sex...i had
performed my half and was allowing him ...
2 Comentarios, 705 Vistas,
20 Votos
,1.08 Puntuación
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I know the whole truth 2/7/2005
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults
are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes
it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the
whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it
out.
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He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
"I know the whole truth." His mother quickly
hands him
$20 and says, "Just don't tell your ...
0 Comentarios, 212 Vistas,
12 Votos
,4.21 Puntuación
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Surprise 27/6/2005
My ex and I were at her parents house and feeling a bit frisky.
We started going at it and decided that we should stay clothed
just in case we heard someone coming so we could get dressed
fast. Well, we removed what we needed to and started going
at it. We were so into it, we didn't hear someone coming
and by that time it was too late. She was sitting on top of
me when her brother walked ...
0 Comentarios, 799 Vistas,
11 Votos
,1.48 Puntuación
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My Husband is going to Kill me when he reads this 23/6/2005
We have been together for fourteen years, but when we were
first dating, oh my. We had only had sex a few times and we
decided to do it doggie style. Well away we were going when
all of a sudden it slipped into the wrong hole. I was so shocked
that I bucked him off and he fell on the floor. I am not sure
who was more embarrased him or me. He got back on the bed and
we talked about it and ...
3 Comentarios, 1179 Vistas,
40 Votos
,3.72 Puntuación
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i want relationship horror stories, please true only. 22/6/2005
i want everyone who reads this to reply with thier worst
relationship horror stories, true only please.
4 Comentarios, 520 Vistas,
11 Votos
,2.05 Puntuación
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what do you do when you're caught in the act? 17/6/2005
I spent the night at my best friends house and in the moring
she woke me up and told me to go take a shower first. I was in
there and I was really aroused. My best friend is so hot and
she woke me up in a little skimmpy nighty. I was in the shower
and started masterbating. 5 minutes later she walks in
and says are you finished yet. It's clear glass so she
could see me plain as day. ...
2 Comentarios, 713 Vistas,
24 Votos
,4.72 Puntuación
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QUICKY OR NOT? 31/5/2005
DO WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN SEX GOES ON FOR HOURS?
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT WHEN ITS QUICK AND WHEN IT GOES ON
FOR HOURS BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN SHE WANTS
A QUICKY OR THE LONG HALL?
PLEASE HELP
1 Comentarios, 573 Vistas,
15 Votos
,2.82 Puntuación
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Pick Up Lines 21/5/2005
AmigosArdientes.com keeps losing posts, and people seemed to like it before,
so I'm reposting it.
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A friend sent me this a few years ago, don't know where
it came from. OK, some of these are truly rude, some corny,
some REALLY dumb, but some are pretty clever.
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Given the right situation, I could see using a few... My
favorite: #108. Which do you like?
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1. ...
3 Comentarios, 588 Vistas,
25 Votos
,4.35 Puntuación
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oldie but goodie 19/5/2005
i know this is old, but i heard it again recently and had to
post it.
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a guy comes home from work one day to find his girlfriend
packing up her things. shes furious at him.
hes confused as to why she would suddenly pack up and leave.
he asks her whats the matter.
she says she found out that hes a pedophile.
"pedophile?" he says laughing. "thats
a pretty big word for a 12 ...
0 Comentarios, 423 Vistas,
14 Votos
,2.82 Puntuación
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Is Cupid on strike? 25/4/2005
So this guy, lonely and tired of the same crap in the "real"
world. Tries the on line personals. He views some attractive
women and decides to join. Saying to himself "Wow,
this is great!
I'm not bad looking and have allot to offer."
He joins and begins sending emails to the women that seem
to be perfect. The on line site shows five of five hearts
or stars or dicks. It even sends him ...
0 Comentarios, 267 Vistas,
10 Votos
,3.78 Puntuación
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One for the Ladies 24/4/2005
A fireman and his wife were in a sexual rut. One day he came
home from the station after a full day of training, excited
as all hell. Honey, he said. Today we learned a new alarm
system to help us get to the fire quickly. On Bell 1, we slide
down the pole! On Bell 2, we get in our gear! On Bell 3, we jump
on the truck and head to the fire! I was thinking we could
use this system to enhance ...
2 Comentarios, 525 Vistas,
21 Votos
,6.84 Puntuación
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Joke 19/4/2005
If there is no grass on the field, flip her around and play
in the mudd
0 Comentarios, 317 Vistas,
8 Votos
,0.23 Puntuación
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highway to hawaii 17/4/2005
A man found a lamp and when he rubbed it a genie appeared and
told him that he would grant him just one wish. So he thought
a bit and said , I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but
I'm deathly afraid of flying, so I'd like a highway
to Hawaii so I can drive. The genie thought and said, I can
do that but it's very difficult, would there be something
else instead? Well the man thought a bit ...
0 Comentarios, 165 Vistas,
2 Votos
,1.73 Puntuación
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"A World Without Orgasms?" ;-) 13/4/2005
Ladys, Gents! How would some of us deal with not being able
to orgasm? Although unfortunately some people are experiencing
this issue today; put yourself in their shoes and imagine
it. You'd have sex and reach the point of explosion
and couldn't spill a drop of your juices.
1 Comentarios, 157 Vistas,
4 Votos
,1.69 Puntuación
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Just read a funny joke. 6/4/2005
What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'?
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I can sleep with a light on.
0 Comentarios, 188 Vistas,
9 Votos
,1.72 Puntuación
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Long Distance 5/4/2005
Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he
talks to his wife after sex.
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"Yes" replies the guy, "if I can find a
phone."
1 Comentarios, 315 Vistas,
10 Votos
,1.99 Puntuación
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Time to rock out with your cock out! 4/4/2005
Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this
a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that
AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the
first time in my life, I had rhythm. That whole, "women
to the left of me/women to the right" thing got my dick
harder than it's ever been.
So afterwards, while lying in bed, basking in the afterglow
and listening to woman lie to me ...
2 Comentarios, 230 Vistas,
5 Votos
,2.16 Puntuación
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Laughs are fun things 28/3/2005
making your man or woman laugh is fun and also a relationship
saver, try it atleast 5 jokes a day and one must be when u
wake up and when u going to your bed. peace out respect man!!!
1 Comentarios, 100 Vistas,
4 Votos
,1.69 Puntuación
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Jokez Make a relationship last longer 27/3/2005
If u can make your mate smile u will have him/her longer in
your life...........trust me i know..
0 Comentarios, 93 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.86 Puntuación
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BEANS 24/3/2005
I went to visit a lady friend one evening. She had already
had a few drinks before I arrived. She fixed me a drink and
we settled on the sofa, her to take a nap and me to try to get
laid. I was caressing her body, working my face toward her
crotch(we're still dressed, mind you) and as I got
closer to my target, the heffa farted. Turns out, she had
eaten a bowl of beans earlier that day. I ...
1 Comentarios, 334 Vistas,
10 Votos
,2.19 Puntuación
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Joke 22/3/2005
So, this grade school teacher was teaching her class vocabulary
words. She starts with the letter "A" and works
her way through the alphabet, picking a word that begins
with each letter and asking students to use that word in
a sentence. Apple for "A, " Banana for "B, "
etc. She gets to "W" and picks the word "womb."
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"Can anyone use the word 'womb' in a sentence?"
she says. ...
0 Comentarios, 247 Vistas,
6 Votos
,2.23 Puntuación
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MEN: Words Women Use 20/3/2005
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something",
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
"Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
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GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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LOUD SIGH
This is not actually ...
1 Comentarios, 321 Vistas,
22 Votos
,6.01 Puntuación
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